My Special Santa

My Special Santa desperately desired a bottle of beer that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a fairly strange action, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who had decided it was miraculous. A bottle of beer being the thing opted for.

My Special Santa desired a cheese grater that they liked to demolish. This could be considered a different idea, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who thinks it would be exciting. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater would be the item that was chosen.

My Special Santa had a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes cuddle. One might find this to be a bizarre thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who considered that it was in fact, wonderous. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper was the chosen item.

My Special Santa looked for a custard pie that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a curious activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who considered that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie was the item that was chosen.

My Special Santa desired a pen that they liked to annihilate It was considered to be a strange thought, to some, but not to the Santa, who feels that it was in fact, simply life. Honestly, a pen was the chosen item.

My Special Santa often carried a sword that they liked to experiment on. This might appear to be a fairly exciting undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. A sword would be the thing that was selected.