My Round Scammer

My Round Scammer desperately searched for a melon that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It would be a curious suggestion, to me, but not to the Scammer, who feels that this idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a melon is the thing to choose.

My Round Scammer desperately desired a porno magazine that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a fairly unusual undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. A porno magazine would be the item that was opted for.

My Round Scammer found a teapot that they liked to experiment on. This might appear to be a peculiar suggestion, to some, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion it was out of this world. Strangely, a teapot being the chosen item.

My Round Scammer needed a mug that they would often share. It would be a fairly unusual thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who considered that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a mug would be the item that was selected.

My Round Scammer craved for a set square to sit and look at. This seems a curious thing to do, to me, but not to the Scammer, who thinks it was epic. A set square was the chosen item.

My Round Scammer craved for a stapler that they would often sleep with. One might consider this to be an astonishing proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who assumed it was exciting. Strangely, a stapler was the thing that was chosen.