The Famous Snake

The Famous Snake found a bottle of wine to experiment on. It should be a peculiar proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Snake, who feels that this idea was epic. Remarkably, a bottle of wine being the item opted for.

The Famous Snake needed a vibrator that they would occasionally smash. It would have been an astonishing suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Snake, who thought that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator having that done to it

The Famous Snake desperately wanted a radiator that they sometimes embrace. It should have been a fairly peculiar exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, stunning. Remarkably, a radiator being the chosen item.

The Famous Snake craved for a stretchman that they would throw. It should have been a new proposal, to many, but not to the Snake, who thinks it would be epic. Bizarrely, a stretchman was the thing that was opted for.

The Famous Snake found a pen that they sometimes break. This seems a weird and wonderful action, to my children, but not to the Snake, who thought it was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a pen being the thing selected.

The Famous Snake craved for a stapler that they liked to put in the bath with him. It might be a fairly curious activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Snake, who had decided that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler was the item that was chosen.