Confused Snake

Confused Snake desperately craved for a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes share. One might consider this to be an exciting thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Snake, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. A pencil sharpener is the item to select.

Confused Snake looked for a pint of cider to cuddle. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing thought, to me and my children, but not to the Snake, who thought that it was in fact, awesome. Strangely, a pint of cider was the item that was selected.

Confused Snake desperately needed a hat that they would occasionally demolish. One might find this to be a fairly weird operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Snake, who thought that it was in fact, awesome. Strangely, a hat would be the thing that was chosen.

Confused Snake always carried a dildo that they sometimes insert somewhere. This could be considered a fairly surprising exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Snake, who thinks that this idea is sublime. Who would have imagined, a dildo being the chosen thing.

Confused Snake needed a can of coke to put down their trousers. It was considered to be a fairly odd thing to do, to some, but not to the Snake, who assumed that it was in fact, out of this world. Remarkably, a can of coke was the chosen thing.

Confused Snake carried a radiator that they would often sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly different operation, to my grandma, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have thought, a radiator being the thing opted for.