The Weary Sparrow

The Weary Sparrow found a crown that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a bizarre approach to life, to many, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown was the thing that was selected.

The Weary Sparrow desired a rubber johnny that they sometimes sit and look at. This could be considered a fairly original activity, to my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided it would be sublime. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny being the chosen thing.

The Weary Sparrow always carried a chocolate bar that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems a weird and wonderful idea, to my children, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar was the thing that was selected.

The Weary Sparrow often carried a bottle of wine that they sometimes experiment on. It was a surprising action, to my grandma, but not to the Sparrow, who feels that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine is the item to choose.

The Weary Sparrow wanted a pint of cider that they would smash. It might have been an extraordinary action, to me, but not to the Sparrow, who considered that this idea is awe-inspring. A pint of cider having that done to it

The Weary Sparrow wanted a can of coke to drop. It might have been an original exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderful. Strangely, a can of coke would be the thing that was selected.