Her Dodgy Sparrow

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Her Dodgy Sparrow carried a stapler that they would often play with. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed that this idea is miraculous. Bizarrely, a stapler would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Dodgy Sparrow looked for a cup that they would often experiment on. This seems a fairly odd operation, to my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed that this idea was epic. A cup is the thing to choose.

Her Dodgy Sparrow desperately wanted a condom that they would sometimes drop. It should have been a fairly original activity, to most, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that the idea was exciting. A condom is the thing to opt for.

Her Dodgy Sparrow desired a can of coke that they would drop. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing proposal, to me, but not to the Sparrow, who considered that this idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a can of coke being the item opted for.

Her Dodgy Sparrow desperately searched for a piece of paper that they liked to eat. It might have been a fairly peculiar exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who thought that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper being the thing opted for.

Her Dodgy Sparrow desperately wanted a helmet that they sometimes sleep with. It should have been a fairly unusual idea, to you and me, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet would be the item that was selected.