The Diary Game: Having Bad Stomach Cramps And Using A Menstrual Cup
So apparently
My period started today and this one really came with alot of cramps that were almost unbearable. The flow was kinda a bit much which made me to consume a lot of pads. So I remembered seeing this "MENSTRUAL CUP" of a thing on social media and lots of women testifying to it's durability and that it's better and more comfortable than pads not to forget that it's economical too🤦.
The economical aspect really entered my head and was what convinced me to try it out for myself.
I said, “If I can buy this thing once and stop buying pads every month, why not?”
judging from the heavy flow I was having plus I will spend alot if I'm to continue using pads.
OMG 😱......
I did not know I was about to enter menstrual engineering school niii 😭
THE REALITY 😭😭
I was able to buy it and the retuned home. But then the time I was supposed to use to wear my pad jejely, I was busy folding the mouth of this cup like I was trying to solve a mathematics question.
I tried acute angle............no way ‼️‼️‼️
Obtuse angle............no way ‼️‼️‼️
I squatted............no way ‼️‼️‼️
I stood on one leg..........still didn't work out‼️‼️‼️‼️
At one point, I opened my legs like I wanted to give birth to triplets.
This thing was fighting for its life.
I would fold it, push it and it would open halfway and look at me like, “Madam, what exactly are we doing here?😂”
I even started sweating.
Not because of the weather o.
Menstrual cup sweat 😭😭
After several attempts and negotiations that would have qualified for a UN peace meeting, I sha finally got it inside 😌.
I stood up.
I walked around.
I bent down.
I jumped small.
I even did one unnecessary waist movement.
Everything seemed okay.
I said, “Ah! Nens, you have conquered this one!!!!!
SECOND TROUBLE 😭😭
Until I wanted to urinate in school 😫
Omo.
I entered the toilet, sat down and started peeing.
But something was not right!!
The urine was coming out like somebody had reduced the pressure from the tap.
“Pssssssssssssssssssssssss…”
I waited.
Nothing.
I pushed a little further.
Psssssssssssssssssses .........…”
I said, “What is this one again????”
I immediately remembered I had something in between my legs.
I quickly brought out the cup, washed it and abandoned the entire economical project.
Because what exactly is all this going back and forth about?????
I wasn't prepared to be doing practicals everytime I wanted to use the toilet.
THE DISCOMFORT ‼️‼️
At some point, I could feel something inside me and I kept adjusting my sitting position like a woman sitting on a hot chair in a police station.
I would sit down......
Stand up........
Sit again.........
Shift left.........
Shift right......
Cross my legs .......... Uncross it ......
Then I would remember:
"Nens, it was you that put this thing inside yourself" 😭
I even became conscious of every movement.
If I coughed, I would even be wondering "hope this thing is still where I left it, hope it hasn't moved 🤦"
At this point, I no longer cared about the economy aspect!!
I wanted peace!!!!!!!!!!
I quietly went back to the toilet and brought out my SOFTCARE PAD and wore it jejely 😂
THE RELIEF 🌸🌸🥰
It was like returning home after traveling.
I later fling the eye cup away sef. I prefer my peace please 😌😌
If you are reading to this part.....big 🫶🫶🫶🫶 for you.
THANKS FOR READING 🌸🌸

