His Funny Unicorn

His Funny Unicorn desperately looked for a crown that they would often throw. It should have been a new operation, to my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that this idea is wonderful. Strangely, a crown was the chosen thing.

His Funny Unicorn desperately searched for a pint of cider to put up their bum. This seems to be a surprising proposal, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a pint of cider would be the thing that was selected.

His Funny Unicorn often carried a bottle of beer that they liked to demolish. It would have been a different operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer being the thing opted for.

His Funny Unicorn needed a condom that they liked to sit and look at. It would have been a fairly surprising thought, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who felt it would be wonderful. Strangely, a condom would be the item chosen.

His Funny Unicorn searched for a pen to drop. This is certainly a surprising exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that this idea was awesome. Honestly, a pen being the chosen thing.

His Funny Unicorn found a toilet brush that they would occasionally embrace. This seems to be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush is the thing that was chosen.