The Lonely Unicorn

The Lonely Unicorn desperately looked for a cup that they would often annihilate This seems to be a fairly peculiar idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed it would be magnificent. A cup was the chosen thing.

The Lonely Unicorn needed a block of cheese that they sometimes play with. It should be an extraordinary activity, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who felt it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese would be the thing that was opted for.

The Lonely Unicorn wanted a CD player that they sometimes smash. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who thought it would be exciting. Who would have imagined, a CD player was the thing that was chosen.

The Lonely Unicorn searched for a wig that they would occasionally experiment on. This seems to be a strange activity, to you, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a wig having that done to it

The Lonely Unicorn desperately looked for a can of Tango that they liked to worship. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that it was in fact, wonderful. Honestly, a can of Tango would be the thing that was selected.

The Lonely Unicorn desperately craved for a stretchman that they would occasionally experiment on. One might say this is a fairly odd approach to life, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who expected it would be amazing. Remarkably, a stretchman would be the chosen thing.