Nervous Unicorn

Nervous Unicorn carried a porno magazine that they would occasionally cuddle. This might appear to be a fairly original thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a porno magazine would be the item that was chosen.

Nervous Unicorn desperately craved for a teapot that they liked to eat. It was considered to be a peculiar operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who thought it was stunning. Remarkably, a teapot being the thing selected.

Nervous Unicorn found a cucumber that they would sometimes play with. One might find this to be a funny operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that this idea was fun. Strangely, a cucumber is the item to select.

Nervous Unicorn desperately needed a wig to throw. It was a fairly original activity, to you and me, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a wig of all things.

Nervous Unicorn always kept a CD player that they would often break. It would be a fairly new activity, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a CD player would be the thing that was opted for.

Nervous Unicorn had a vibrator that they would sometimes put up their bum. This could be considered a somewhat surprising operation, to you and me, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have imagined, a vibrator was the item that was opted for.