The Purple Viper

The Purple Viper looked for a bottle of coke that they liked to play with. It should be a somewhat surprising proposal, to most, but not to the Viper, who had decided it would be awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke being the chosen item.

The Purple Viper found a bottle of coke that they liked to experiment on. This is certainly a surprising operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Viper, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke being the item selected.

The Purple Viper had a bottle of coke that they sometimes share. This seems a fairly astonishing action, to my dad, but not to the Viper, who felt that it was in fact, spectacular. Strangely, a bottle of coke was the thing that was selected.

The Purple Viper always carried a mug that they would sometimes put up their bum. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Viper, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderful. Remarkably, a mug would be the thing that was chosen.

The Purple Viper desperately searched for a teapot that they would often cuddle. It might have been a somewhat surprising thought, to my mum, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is simply life. Who would have thought, a teapot was the chosen thing.

The Purple Viper searched for a condom that they would often insert somewhere. One might find this to be a weird suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Viper, who had decided that it was in fact, entertaining. Remarkably, a condom is the thing to select.