Her Blue Woodpecker

Her Blue Woodpecker desperately wanted a lava lamp that they would often demolish. It might be a funny suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a lava lamp is the item to choose.

Her Blue Woodpecker wanted a dildo that they would often embrace. One might consider this to be a fairly different approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that it was in fact, awesome. Strangely, a dildo would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Blue Woodpecker desperately desired a bottle of wine to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a new approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine being the thing opted for.

Her Blue Woodpecker desperately wanted a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally break. It should be a fairly different idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that it was in fact, sublime. A pencil sharpener was the chosen thing.

Her Blue Woodpecker often carried a magic 8 ball to throw. It is considered to be an original suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that this idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball is the thing to choose.

Her Blue Woodpecker craved for a sponge that they liked to rub on his belly. It is a fairly exciting thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge was the chosen thing.