cryptid039 (48)in #newt • 3 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Purple NewtPurple Newt desired a bag of flour that they sometimes demolish. One might consider this to be a fairly original…cryptid039 (48)in #prince • 4 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Exciting PrinceExciting Prince found a vibrator that they would sometimes demolish. It should have been a new proposal, to my…cryptid039 (48)in #sparrow • 5 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Purple SparrowPurple Sparrow always had with them a cheese grater that they would occasionally put on his head. It is an…cryptid039 (48)in #elephant • 6 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Colourful ElephantColourful Elephant found a toilet brush that they would hug. One might say this is an unusual suggestion, to me, but…cryptid039 (48)in #santa • 7 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Exciting SantaExciting Santa found a wig that they would often put down their trousers. This seems a fairly bizarre undertaking, to…cryptid039 (48)in #poodle • 9 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Fucking PoodleFucking Poodle desperately looked for a lava lamp that they liked to eat. It was a fairly funny suggestion, to my…cryptid039 (48)in #dog • 12 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Gentle DogGentle Dog found a pint of beer that they sometimes break. It would be a bizarre exercise, to some, but not to the…cryptid039 (48)in #dildo • 13 days agosteemCreated with Sketch. Crazy DildoCrazy Dildo desperately wanted a Harry Potter wand that they liked to annihilate This could be considered a surprising…cryptid039 (48)in #lunatic • 14 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Colourful LunaticColourful Lunatic desperately searched for a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally put on his head. One might…cryptid039 (48)in #dildo • 15 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Stupid DildoStupid Dildo owned a Harry Potter wand that they would often drop. It is a strange operation, to me and my children…cryptid039 (48)in #orangutan • 17 days agosteemCreated with Sketch. Jolly OrangutanJolly Orangutan desperately needed a dildo that they would sometimes sleep with. It should be an astonishing…cryptid039 (48)in #paki • 18 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Beautiful PakiBeautiful Paki had a sword that they liked to share. It would be a fairly peculiar action, to my neighbour, but not to…cryptid039 (48)in #dog • 19 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Tired DogTired Dog always kept a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly…cryptid039 (48)in #scammer • 22 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Square ScammerSquare Scammer often carried a crown that they liked to rub on his belly. It was a fairly odd thing to do, to me and…cryptid039 (48)in #reindeer • 23 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Chinese ReindeerChinese Reindeer looked for a can of coke that they would rub on his belly. It was a fairly funny approach to life, to…cryptid039 (48)in #queen • 24 days agosteemCreated with Sketch. Famous QueenFamous Queen always had with them a condom that they would often drop. One might say this is a somewhat surprising…cryptid039 (48)in #pigeon • 25 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Worrisome PigeonWorrisome Pigeon always kept a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally eat. One might say this is a surprising…cryptid039 (48)in #giraffe • 26 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Magical GiraffeMagical Giraffe desired a pencil sharpener that they would rub on his belly. It was a fairly surprising operation, to…cryptid039 (48)in #chimp • 28 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Foolish ChimpFoolish Chimp owned a little monkey that they would sometimes break. This could be considered an extraordinary…cryptid039 (48)in #bird • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.My Grumpy BirdGrumpy Bird found a spade that they would occasionally annihilate One might find this to be a fairly exciting…
