The Jolly Aftab

The Jolly Aftab always had with them a custard pie to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been an astonishing activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Aftab, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a custard pie would be the thing that was chosen.

The Jolly Aftab had a cucumber that they would often rub on his belly. It might have been a new thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Aftab, who had decided that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have thought, a cucumber being the chosen thing.

The Jolly Aftab wanted a can of Tango that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a fairly odd suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Aftab, who expected it would be magnificent. Who would have thought, a can of Tango is the thing that was chosen.

The Jolly Aftab had a dildo that they sometimes cuddle. This could be considered a fairly different exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Aftab, who had decided it was exciting. Strangely, a dildo is the thing to choose.

The Jolly Aftab desperately wanted a bag of flour that they would sometimes sleep with. This seems a surprising action, to some, but not to the Aftab, who thought that this idea is awesome. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour being the thing opted for.

The Jolly Aftab desired a crown that they would sometimes break. It is considered to be a weird action, to me and my children, but not to the Aftab, who feels that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a crown being the chosen thing.