The Stupid Aftab

The Stupid Aftab always had with them a can of Tango that they would occasionally cuddle. One might consider this to be a curious idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Aftab, who feels it would be spectacular. Bizarrely, a can of Tango was the chosen thing.

The Stupid Aftab craved for a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes worship. It is a different undertaking, to some, but not to the Aftab, who felt that the idea was exciting. A sack of potatoes being the chosen thing.

The Stupid Aftab wanted a hat that they would sometimes play with. It should be a peculiar approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Aftab, who thinks that this idea is simply life. Bizarrely, a hat is the item to select.

The Stupid Aftab always kept a radiator that they liked to drop. It might be a fairly curious operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Aftab, who feels it would be sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator being the item opted for.

The Stupid Aftab always kept a pint of cider that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Aftab, who assumed that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a pint of cider would be the thing that was selected.

The Stupid Aftab always kept a bag of poop that they liked to share. This seems a fairly peculiar proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Aftab, who feels that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a bag of poop is the thing to choose.