The Troubled Alien

The Troubled Alien often carried a cup that they sometimes eat. It was considered to be a different approach to life, to many, but not to the Alien, who thinks that this idea was epic. Bizarrely, a cup would be the thing that was opted for.

The Troubled Alien often carried a block of cheese that they would occasionally sit and look at. It should be a somewhat surprising activity, to my mum, but not to the Alien, who considered that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese being the item opted for.

The Troubled Alien always carried a melon that they liked to smash. This seems a surprising action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Alien, who expected that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a melon is the item to select.

The Troubled Alien carried a toilet brush that they liked to drop. This seems a fairly original suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who thought it would be awesome. A toilet brush would be the item chosen.

The Troubled Alien craved for a sack of potatoes that they liked to play with. It is an astonishing exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Alien, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a sack of potatoes was the chosen item.

The Troubled Alien needed a CD player that they liked to put down their trousers. It is a fairly peculiar approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Alien, who thinks that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player having that done to it