A Foolish Alien

A Foolish Alien carried a toilet brush that they would often put up their bum. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Alien, who expected that this idea is out of this world. A toilet brush being the thing opted for.

A Foolish Alien often carried a helmet that they sometimes drop. This might appear to be a fairly different approach to life, to my children, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet is the thing to opt for.

A Foolish Alien desperately wanted a spade that they would occasionally hug. One might consider this to be a peculiar suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Alien, who considered that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a spade was the item that was opted for.

A Foolish Alien found a bottle of coke that they would occasionally put up their bum. One might find this to be a curious operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion it was fun. Strangely, a bottle of coke is the thing that was chosen.

A Foolish Alien desired a sword to rub on his belly. This might appear to be a different action, to my neighbour, but not to the Alien, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a sword being the item opted for.

A Foolish Alien wanted a melon that they sometimes hug. This seems to be an exciting proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Alien, who considered it was simply life. Remarkably, a melon is the item that was chosen.