The Weary Alien

The Weary Alien craved for a pen that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It was an odd proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who feels that this idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a pen is the thing to choose.

The Weary Alien carried a pint of cider that they sometimes smash. It might be a fairly exciting idea, to my mum, but not to the Alien, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have thought, a pint of cider being the item opted for.

The Weary Alien always kept a cheese grater that they would often demolish. One might consider this to be an extraordinary activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Alien, who had decided that this idea is stunning. Strangely, a cheese grater would be the chosen thing.

The Weary Alien found a cheese grater that they would rub on his belly. It should be a fairly weird activity, to my dad, but not to the Alien, who thinks that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a cheese grater being the item opted for.

The Weary Alien craved for a sponge that they would often rub on his belly. This could be considered a fairly surprising activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Alien, who assumed it was stunning. Bizarrely, a sponge would be the item that was opted for.

The Weary Alien always carried a computer that they liked to insert somewhere. This seems to be an exciting thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a computer is the item to choose.