Her Ugly Alien

Her Ugly Alien always had with them a toilet brush that they would worship. It would be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to my mum, but not to the Alien, who feels that this idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a toilet brush is the thing to select.

Her Ugly Alien looked for a computer that they sometimes drop. It is a fairly extraordinary operation, to my dad, but not to the Alien, who considered that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a computer being the item selected.

Her Ugly Alien often carried a sword that they liked to sit and look at. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre action, to me and my wife, but not to the Alien, who feels that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a sword is the thing to opt for.

Her Ugly Alien found a set square that they would break. It was an unusual thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Alien, who had decided it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a set square would be the item that was chosen.

Her Ugly Alien searched for a porno magazine that they sometimes rub on his belly. It would be a funny undertaking, to many, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion it was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a porno magazine is the thing to select.

Her Ugly Alien always kept a wig that they would sometimes share. It was a fairly exciting approach to life, to some, but not to the Alien, who felt it was entertaining. Bizarrely, a wig being the thing opted for.