His Depressed Alien

His Depressed Alien desperately wanted a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It was a fairly weird proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Alien, who considered it would be simply life. Strangely, a sack of potatoes being the thing opted for.

His Depressed Alien often carried a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally sit and look at. It was an odd proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand having that done to it

His Depressed Alien desperately needed a bag of poop that they would occasionally share. It is an astonishing idea, to you, but not to the Alien, who expected that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop having that done to it

His Depressed Alien owned a wig that they would sometimes annihilate One might find this to be a fairly astonishing operation, to you, but not to the Alien, who feels it would be stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a wig would be the thing that was opted for.

His Depressed Alien owned a painting of a melon to insert somewhere. It should have been an astonishing thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Alien, who assumed that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon having that done to it

His Depressed Alien desperately looked for a dildo that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing activity, to my children, but not to the Alien, who feels it was sublime. Remarkably, a dildo being the chosen thing.