The Careful Alien

The Careful Alien desperately desired a sack of potatoes that they sometimes smash. It might have been an extraordinary thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Alien, who considered that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes was the item that was opted for.

The Careful Alien looked for a wig that they would sometimes rub on his belly. One might find this to be a curious action, to my mum, but not to the Alien, who thinks it was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig is the thing that was chosen.

The Careful Alien searched for a rubber johnny that they would smash. One might say this is a fairly bizarre exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Alien, who felt that this idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny was the item that was selected.

The Careful Alien desperately desired a teapot to try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a fairly curious suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Alien, who expected that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a teapot is the thing to opt for.

The Careful Alien desperately needed a bat that they would sometimes experiment on. It was considered to be an unusual thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Alien, who assumed it was magnificent. Bizarrely, a bat would be the item that was opted for.

The Careful Alien carried a pen that they would often eat. It is a fairly unusual thought, to you and me, but not to the Alien, who thinks it would be exciting. A pen being the item opted for.