A Green Alien

A Green Alien had a bottle of beer that they sometimes hug. It was considered to be an odd operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer was the chosen item.

A Green Alien owned a pint of cider that they liked to experiment on. One might find this to be a fairly funny suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Alien, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider would be the chosen thing.

A Green Alien always carried a bottle of beer that they liked to break. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting suggestion, to many, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was simply life. Honestly, a bottle of beer was the thing that was opted for.

A Green Alien always had with them a porno magazine that they liked to share. This could be considered a somewhat surprising approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Alien, who assumed it was epic. A porno magazine would be the item that was selected.

A Green Alien desperately wanted a can of coke that they would often share. This seems to be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion it would be awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke being the thing selected.

A Green Alien desperately searched for a bottle of beer that they would sometimes annihilate One might find this to be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Alien, who had decided that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer would be the item that was opted for.