Her Purple Alien

Her Purple Alien desperately desired a vibrator that they liked to break. It is considered to be a fairly unusual thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Alien, who felt that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator is the item to choose.

Her Purple Alien looked for a spade that they would drop. It should have been a surprising thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Alien, who assumed that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a spade being the chosen thing.

Her Purple Alien desperately looked for a condom that they sometimes put on his head. One might find this to be a bizarre idea, to my children, but not to the Alien, who considered that it was in fact, magnificent. Honestly, a condom being the item selected.

Her Purple Alien desperately searched for a stretchman that they liked to sleep with. This could be considered a somewhat surprising action, to my children, but not to the Alien, who thinks that this idea was miraculous. A stretchman would be the item that was opted for.

Her Purple Alien searched for a toilet brush that they liked to hug. One might say this is a peculiar activity, to my dad, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a toilet brush being the item opted for.

Her Purple Alien always kept a cheese grater that they would often put up their bum. It would be a weird approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who felt that this idea is breathtaking. Strangely, a cheese grater was the item that was selected.