Their Square Alien

Their Square Alien carried a dildo that they would often throw. It would be an odd idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Alien, who expected that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a dildo was the thing that was selected.

Their Square Alien desperately desired a cheese grater that they liked to put on his head. It should have been a fairly bizarre operation, to me, but not to the Alien, who thinks that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater was the chosen item.

Their Square Alien craved for a cucumber that they liked to put up their bum. It was a peculiar operation, to my mum, but not to the Alien, who feels it would be miraculous. Honestly, a cucumber is the thing to choose.

Their Square Alien often carried a pen that they would put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Alien, who feels it would be amazing. Who would have imagined, a pen would be the thing that was selected.

Their Square Alien desired a hat that they sometimes demolish. This might appear to be a weird action, to some, but not to the Alien, who thinks it was amazing. Bizarrely, a hat being the item selected.

Their Square Alien looked for a magic 8 ball that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a curious operation, to you, but not to the Alien, who feels that this idea is epic. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was selected.