Her Confused Alien

Her Confused Alien carried a teapot that they liked to play with. This might appear to be a fairly surprising thought, to you, but not to the Alien, who feels that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Remarkably, a teapot is the thing to opt for.

Her Confused Alien always had with them a cheese grater that they would often insert somewhere. It was a somewhat surprising thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Alien, who thought it was simply life. Remarkably, a cheese grater would be the thing that was selected.

Her Confused Alien carried a set square that they would sometimes sleep with. It might have been a fairly surprising approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Alien, who thinks that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square is the thing to select.

Her Confused Alien always carried a cheese grater that they would occasionally demolish. This is certainly a fairly peculiar approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is spectacular. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Confused Alien looked for a bat that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This could be considered a fairly unusual operation, to many, but not to the Alien, who feels that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a bat is the thing to opt for.

Her Confused Alien wanted a custard pie to cuddle. This could be considered a funny operation, to my mum, but not to the Alien, who considered it was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie was the thing that was selected.