Her Crazy Alien

Her Crazy Alien always kept a bat to eat. It might be a somewhat surprising idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Alien, who expected that it was in fact, sublime. Strangely, a bat of all things.

Her Crazy Alien desperately needed a computer to play with. It should have been a curious activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Alien, who felt that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer being the chosen item.

Her Crazy Alien desired a can of coke that they liked to try to balance on their head. This is certainly a fairly unusual operation, to me, but not to the Alien, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a can of coke is the item that was chosen.

Her Crazy Alien desperately desired a cup that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This is certainly a fairly curious suggestion, to my children, but not to the Alien, who feels that it was in fact, awesome. Remarkably, a cup being the item selected.

Her Crazy Alien carried a cup to embrace. One might consider this to be a new suggestion, to you, but not to the Alien, who thinks it would be epic. Strangely, a cup is the item to choose.

Her Crazy Alien wanted a rubber chicken that they would occasionally demolish. It is considered to be a fairly exciting operation, to my mum, but not to the Alien, who assumed that this idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken was the thing that was selected.