His Bum Loving Alien

His Bum Loving Alien always had with them a ball that they would sometimes put on his head. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who feels that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a ball is the item to choose.

His Bum Loving Alien desperately looked for a teapot that they would embrace. It was a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Alien, who had decided it was epic. Bizarrely, a teapot is the thing that was chosen.

His Bum Loving Alien desperately searched for a stapler that they sometimes play with. This could be considered a surprising thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Alien, who assumed that this idea is entertaining. Who would have thought, a stapler of all things.

His Bum Loving Alien desperately needed a melon that they would put on his head. It would be a curious thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Alien, who thinks that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a melon was the chosen item.

His Bum Loving Alien always kept a chocolate bar to play with. It would have been a strange activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Alien, who thought that the idea was entertaining. A chocolate bar was the item that was selected.

His Bum Loving Alien desperately desired a toilet brush that they would sometimes cuddle. It would have been an unusual operation, to my dad, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a toilet brush is the thing to opt for.