The Exciting Alien

The Exciting Alien desperately desired a mug that they would often sit and look at. It might have been a weird and wonderful operation, to my dad, but not to the Alien, who thought it would be awe-inspring. Remarkably, a mug would be the thing that was opted for.

The Exciting Alien desperately needed a computer that they would sometimes embrace. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to some, but not to the Alien, who expected that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a computer being the item selected.

The Exciting Alien needed a mug that they sometimes put up their bum. It might have been a fairly bizarre suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Alien, who feels it was epic. Honestly, a mug is the item that was chosen.

The Exciting Alien found a mug that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It should have been a weird and wonderful exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Alien, who thinks that this idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a mug is the thing to select.

The Exciting Alien searched for a CD player that they would occasionally demolish. It was a fairly bizarre thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Alien, who assumed it would be exciting. A CD player was the thing that was selected.

The Exciting Alien always kept a bag of poop that they would occasionally drop. It should have been a fairly curious thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Alien, who assumed that this idea was wonderful. Strangely, a bag of poop is the item to opt for.