The Magical Alien

The Magical Alien found a wig that they liked to sit and look at. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre proposal, to me, but not to the Alien, who felt it was spectacular. Bizarrely, a wig would be the thing that was selected.

The Magical Alien needed a crown that they would annihilate It would have been an odd action, to me, but not to the Alien, who felt that this idea was fun. Strangely, a crown was the thing that was selected.

The Magical Alien searched for a vibrator that they would occasionally throw. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary operation, to my dad, but not to the Alien, who had decided it was spectacular. A vibrator would be the chosen thing.

The Magical Alien searched for a tomato that they would occasionally break. It would be a fairly exciting thing to do, to my children, but not to the Alien, who feels that it was in fact, exciting. Remarkably, a tomato would be the thing that was selected.

The Magical Alien desperately needed a bat that they would often throw. It is an astonishing suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a bat was the thing that was selected.

The Magical Alien often carried a lava lamp that they would often cuddle. It is a funny operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Alien, who feels that it was in fact, epic. Remarkably, a lava lamp being the thing opted for.