Her Bum Loving Antelope

Her Bum Loving Antelope desperately wanted a little monkey that they would often put on his head. It is considered to be a fairly surprising proposal, to my mum, but not to the Antelope, who thinks it was fun. Honestly, a little monkey would be the item that was selected.

Her Bum Loving Antelope always had with them a bottle of beer that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This seems to be an extraordinary thought, to you and me, but not to the Antelope, who feels that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer being the thing selected.

Her Bum Loving Antelope desired a melon that they would often sleep with. One might say this is a fairly astonishing proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a melon having that done to it

Her Bum Loving Antelope needed a cup that they liked to experiment on. It is a new proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Antelope, who felt that it was in fact, sublime. Strangely, a cup is the item that was chosen.

Her Bum Loving Antelope looked for a sponge that they would put down their trousers. It would have been a weird and wonderful idea, to many, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that this idea was simply life. A sponge is the thing to select.

Her Bum Loving Antelope always kept a pencil sharpener that they would often try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a surprising operation, to my children, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was chosen.