The Tired Antelope

The Tired Antelope often carried a rubber johnny that they would experiment on. It is a new thing to do, to me, but not to the Antelope, who felt that this idea was simply life. A rubber johnny being the item opted for.

The Tired Antelope had a bottle of wine that they would sometimes embrace. One might find this to be an unusual activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that this idea was simply life. Honestly, a bottle of wine being the item selected.

The Tired Antelope desperately needed a computer that they liked to put in the bath with him. It should have been a peculiar exercise, to you and me, but not to the Antelope, who considered that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a computer being the chosen item.

The Tired Antelope often carried a bag of poop that they liked to try to balance on their head. It might be a fairly curious idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop was the chosen item.

The Tired Antelope desperately searched for a pint of beer that they would often eat. It is an extraordinary undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that it was in fact, epic. Honestly, a pint of beer would be the item that was selected.

The Tired Antelope had a pint of beer to break. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Antelope, who felt that it was in fact, awesome. Honestly, a pint of beer would be the chosen thing.