The Cheerful Antelope

The Cheerful Antelope always carried a block of cheese that they liked to experiment on. It was considered to be a funny activity, to my mum, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that this idea is spectacular. A block of cheese is the item that was chosen.

The Cheerful Antelope owned a hat that they would sometimes drop. It might be a fairly extraordinary thought, to my grandma, but not to the Antelope, who thought it was magnificent. Bizarrely, a hat being the thing opted for.

The Cheerful Antelope carried a stapler that they would often try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a fairly different approach to life, to many, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that this idea is sublime. Who would have thought, a stapler would be the item that was opted for.

The Cheerful Antelope always had with them a condom that they liked to hug. This seems to be a fairly astonishing suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. A condom would be the thing that was selected.

The Cheerful Antelope often carried a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes demolish. It was considered to be a peculiar approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Antelope, who expected it would be awe-inspring. A Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was opted for.

The Cheerful Antelope wanted a bag of flour that they liked to embrace. This is certainly a fairly peculiar suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a bag of flour was the thing that was selected.