The Confused Antelope

The Confused Antelope looked for a chocolate bar to annihilate This seems a fairly odd activity, to most, but not to the Antelope, who feels that this idea is miraculous. Remarkably, a chocolate bar was the item that was selected.

The Confused Antelope craved for a teapot that they would put on his head. It would be a fairly curious activity, to my dad, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a teapot was the thing that was selected.

The Confused Antelope desperately searched for a radiator that they would sometimes break. It might be a curious idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a radiator was the chosen item.

The Confused Antelope had a set of lego that they would sometimes put on his head. It should be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Antelope, who expected that this idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a set of lego is the item to choose.

The Confused Antelope needed a piece of paper that they would worship. It is a fairly odd exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Antelope, who feels it was entertaining. Strangely, a piece of paper being the item opted for.

The Confused Antelope desired a wig that they liked to annihilate This seems to be a weird thing to do, to many, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that this idea is the most awesome idea. Honestly, a wig was the chosen item.