My Orange Antelope

My Orange Antelope looked for a lava lamp that they would eat. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to most, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that this idea is spectacular. Strangely, a lava lamp was the thing that was opted for.

My Orange Antelope owned a stretchman that they would eat. It would have been a fairly odd approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Antelope, who had decided it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman would be the item that was selected.

My Orange Antelope always kept a bottle of coke that they sometimes play with. This is certainly a somewhat surprising proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that this idea is sublime. Honestly, a bottle of coke was the item that was selected.

My Orange Antelope desperately searched for a bag of poop that they would sometimes throw. It should be a fairly weird thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop was the thing that was selected.

My Orange Antelope searched for a porno magazine to sit and look at. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to my dad, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that the idea was exciting. A porno magazine is the item that was chosen.

My Orange Antelope searched for a little monkey that they would often cuddle. It would have been a different thought, to most, but not to the Antelope, who considered that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey is the thing to choose.