The Confused Antelope

The Confused Antelope wanted a toilet brush to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been an extraordinary thought, to you and me, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that this idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a toilet brush would be the thing that was opted for.

The Confused Antelope searched for a chocolate bar that they liked to play with. It should have been a fairly weird suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Antelope, who assumed it would be magnificent. Honestly, a chocolate bar was the item that was selected.

The Confused Antelope desperately needed a little monkey to worship. It would have been a fairly odd exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Antelope, who considered that this idea is stunning. Who would have thought, a little monkey having that done to it

The Confused Antelope had a toilet brush to put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a different action, to me and my parents, but not to the Antelope, who thought that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a toilet brush being the thing opted for.

The Confused Antelope owned a bag of poop that they would play with. It should have been an extraordinary exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Antelope, who feels it was epic. A bag of poop was the item that was chosen.

The Confused Antelope found a dildo that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to many, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that this idea was stunning. A dildo was the item that was opted for.