The Magical Antelope

The Magical Antelope desired a rubber johnny that they would occasionally throw. It should have been a curious thought, to me and my children, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is out of this world. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny of all things.

The Magical Antelope desperately wanted a radiator that they would put up their bum. It would have been a surprising thing to do, to some, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that it was in fact, fun. Who would have thought, a radiator being the chosen item.

The Magical Antelope carried a bag of poop to worship. This seems a fairly original thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Antelope, who expected it was fun. Strangely, a bag of poop was the item that was chosen.

The Magical Antelope desperately looked for a bat that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a fairly surprising operation, to many, but not to the Antelope, who expected that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a bat would be the chosen thing.

The Magical Antelope owned a bottle of beer that they would sometimes sit and look at. This seems to be a funny activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Antelope, who expected it was out of this world. Strangely, a bottle of beer being the thing opted for.

The Magical Antelope desperately searched for a little monkey that they would often rub on his belly. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that this idea was sublime. A little monkey of all things.