His Orange Antelope

His Orange Antelope looked for a melon that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that it was in fact, entertaining. Strangely, a melon of all things.

His Orange Antelope needed a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It is considered to be a curious action, to some, but not to the Antelope, who feels that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball was the chosen thing.

His Orange Antelope desperately searched for a bag of poop that they would occasionally annihilate It might be an original proposal, to many, but not to the Antelope, who expected that it was in fact, epic. Remarkably, a bag of poop is the item to opt for.

His Orange Antelope wanted a can of Tango that they would worship. It would have been a curious thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Antelope, who thought that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango is the item to select.

His Orange Antelope owned a bottle of wine that they sometimes break. This seems to be a strange undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine of all things.

His Orange Antelope owned a condom that they sometimes rub on his belly. It would have been a weird approach to life, to my children, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion it was simply life. A condom was the item that was selected.