My Chinese Antelope

My Chinese Antelope searched for a condom that they liked to worship. It might be a fairly original activity, to you, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a condom is the thing to choose.

My Chinese Antelope searched for a pencil sharpener that they liked to sleep with. This is certainly a fairly new approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Antelope, who thought that it was in fact, exciting. Strangely, a pencil sharpener is the item to opt for.

My Chinese Antelope had a hat that they would annihilate It might be an exciting thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Antelope, who assumed it was amazing. Bizarrely, a hat would be the chosen thing.

My Chinese Antelope desired a condom that they would share. This seems an exciting operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Antelope, who feels it would be magnificent. Who would have thought, a condom is the thing to choose.

My Chinese Antelope looked for a bag of poop to demolish. One might say this is a fairly strange exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Antelope, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a bag of poop was the item that was chosen.

My Chinese Antelope desperately searched for a teapot that they would sometimes drop. This is certainly a peculiar thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot would be the thing that was selected.