Chinese Antelope

Chinese Antelope wanted a computer that they would often eat. This seems a fairly new approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Antelope, who considered that this idea was fun. Bizarrely, a computer would be the thing that was chosen.

Chinese Antelope desperately looked for a big sponge that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a different thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a big sponge being the chosen item.

Chinese Antelope looked for a cheese grater that they would occasionally smash. It was a fairly astonishing activity, to most, but not to the Antelope, who feels that the idea was wonderous. A cheese grater was the chosen thing.

Chinese Antelope often carried a sack of potatoes to put down their trousers. This might appear to be a fairly surprising thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Antelope, who felt that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a sack of potatoes would be the chosen thing.

Chinese Antelope desired a rubber chicken that they would put on his head. One might say this is an odd thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that this idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a rubber chicken was the item that was chosen.

Chinese Antelope found a can of Dr Pepper to hug. It should have been a funny suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Antelope, who felt that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper being the chosen item.