The Fat Antelope

The Fat Antelope searched for a rubber chicken that they would occasionally demolish. This could be considered a curious suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion it would be simply life. Remarkably, a rubber chicken was the thing that was selected.

The Fat Antelope desperately looked for a porno magazine that they liked to put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly astonishing exercise, to some, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine is the item that was chosen.

The Fat Antelope desperately wanted a Harry Potter wand that they would sit and look at. It is considered to be a fairly weird approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Antelope, who felt that it was in fact, amazing. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand being the item selected.

The Fat Antelope desperately looked for a mug that they sometimes hug. It would be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to my children, but not to the Antelope, who felt that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have thought, a mug would be the thing that was opted for.

The Fat Antelope desperately searched for a rubber johnny that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It might have been a fairly funny approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Antelope, who feels it would be amazing. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny being the chosen thing.

The Fat Antelope desperately desired a sponge that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly strange undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Antelope, who thought that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge is the item to select.