Ugly Antelope

Ugly Antelope desired a lava lamp that they would often sleep with. This could be considered a fairly astonishing operation, to my grandma, but not to the Antelope, who considered it would be magnificent. Who would have thought, a lava lamp would be the item that was selected.

Ugly Antelope craved for a stapler that they sometimes rub on his belly. It might be a different suggestion, to my children, but not to the Antelope, who felt that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler having that done to it

Ugly Antelope owned a CD player that they would often put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly odd thought, to some, but not to the Antelope, who expected that it was in fact, stunning. Bizarrely, a CD player was the chosen thing.

Ugly Antelope looked for a cheese grater that they liked to put on his head. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary action, to my mum, but not to the Antelope, who felt it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater being the thing opted for.

Ugly Antelope wanted a bottle of coke that they sometimes play with. It is considered to be an unusual proposal, to you, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Strangely, a bottle of coke being the thing opted for.

Ugly Antelope found a chocolate bar that they would often cuddle. It should have been a fairly funny operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was opted for.