Confused Antelope

Confused Antelope needed a block of cheese that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This could be considered a bizarre exercise, to many, but not to the Antelope, who considered it was miraculous. Bizarrely, a block of cheese is the thing to choose.

Confused Antelope wanted a can of Tango that they would occasionally drop. It was a fairly peculiar exercise, to many, but not to the Antelope, who feels that the idea was epic. Strangely, a can of Tango is the thing to choose.

Confused Antelope had a bag of poop that they liked to break. One might find this to be a fairly curious approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that it was in fact, out of this world. Remarkably, a bag of poop being the chosen thing.

Confused Antelope often carried a little monkey that they would occasionally annihilate It might have been a fairly funny action, to my grandpa, but not to the Antelope, who thought that the idea was stunning. A little monkey being the item selected.

Confused Antelope always had with them a wig that they would occasionally drop. This seems to be a fairly astonishing operation, to me and my children, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that this idea was wonderous. Strangely, a wig was the chosen thing.

Confused Antelope desperately looked for a painting of a melon to play with. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon is the thing to select.