My Fucking Antelope

My Fucking Antelope often carried a set square to experiment on. It might be a fairly exciting operation, to some, but not to the Antelope, who thought that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square was the thing that was opted for.

My Fucking Antelope always had with them a little monkey that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It was a surprising thing to do, to most, but not to the Antelope, who feels that it was in fact, out of this world. A little monkey is the item to select.

My Fucking Antelope desperately looked for a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes break. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to many, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that this idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand is the item that was chosen.

My Fucking Antelope owned a dildo that they would put up their bum. This is certainly a fairly curious action, to my dad, but not to the Antelope, who feels that it was in fact, wonderful. Honestly, a dildo would be the thing that was chosen.

My Fucking Antelope searched for a lava lamp that they liked to worship. It should be an astonishing thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Antelope, who expected it was amazing. Bizarrely, a lava lamp being the thing opted for.

My Fucking Antelope always had with them a bottle of beer that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a fairly strange proposal, to you, but not to the Antelope, who felt it would be stunning. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer was the thing that was selected.