Retarded Antelope

Retarded Antelope craved for a pint of cider that they would often eat. One might find this to be a weird thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Antelope, who feels it was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider would be the thing that was selected.

Retarded Antelope desperately wanted a bag of poop that they would try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a peculiar thought, to many, but not to the Antelope, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. A bag of poop was the thing that was chosen.

Retarded Antelope found a set square that they would sit and look at. This could be considered an exciting thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that this idea is sublime. Bizarrely, a set square of all things.

Retarded Antelope often carried a toilet brush to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a funny activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Antelope, who thought it was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush was the chosen thing.

Retarded Antelope always carried a block of cheese that they would put in the bath with him. It was considered to be an unusual approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Antelope, who felt that it was in fact, sublime. Honestly, a block of cheese is the item to select.

Retarded Antelope found a melon to put on his head. One might say this is a bizarre operation, to you, but not to the Antelope, who feels that this idea was stunning. Strangely, a melon is the item to choose.