The Scary Antelope

The Scary Antelope desperately searched for a sack of potatoes that they sometimes insert somewhere. This could be considered a fairly weird approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was selected.

The Scary Antelope wanted a toilet brush that they would sometimes sleep with. It is an original activity, to most, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush is the thing that was chosen.

The Scary Antelope desired a block of cheese that they would often demolish. It should have been a bizarre operation, to my dad, but not to the Antelope, who thinks it would be breathtaking. Strangely, a block of cheese would be the thing that was chosen.

The Scary Antelope searched for a lava lamp that they would sometimes hug. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Antelope, who feels that it was in fact, breathtaking. A lava lamp of all things.

The Scary Antelope desperately desired a big sponge that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a fairly unusual operation, to many, but not to the Antelope, who thought that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge would be the thing that was opted for.

The Scary Antelope owned a rubber chicken that they liked to experiment on. It is an astonishing suggestion, to some, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken having that done to it