The Stupid Antelope

The Stupid Antelope desperately desired a sponge to embrace. This is certainly an exciting activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Antelope, who had decided it was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a sponge is the thing to select.

The Stupid Antelope searched for a chocolate bar to hug. It should be a curious approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Antelope, who thought that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar was the item that was chosen.

The Stupid Antelope desperately searched for a little monkey to experiment on. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising exercise, to most, but not to the Antelope, who feels that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey was the chosen thing.

The Stupid Antelope desperately searched for a condom that they would often insert somewhere. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary proposal, to me, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a condom is the item to choose.

The Stupid Antelope desperately searched for a bag of poop that they would sometimes put on his head. One might say this is a weird exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion it was epic. A bag of poop is the item to choose.

The Stupid Antelope always had with them a piece of paper that they sometimes experiment on. It might be a funny action, to my grandma, but not to the Antelope, who assumed it was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper was the thing that was opted for.