A Weary Antelope

A Weary Antelope had a cheese grater that they would often put up their bum. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Antelope, who thought that this idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a cheese grater being the item selected.

A Weary Antelope needed a computer that they would hug. It should have been a fairly strange suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Antelope, who thought that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a computer having that done to it

A Weary Antelope desperately searched for a computer to play with. It would be an original thought, to you, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a computer is the thing to opt for.

A Weary Antelope searched for a can of Tango that they would sometimes annihilate This seems to be a surprising idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango being the item selected.

A Weary Antelope owned a sack of potatoes to annihilate It is a somewhat surprising thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Antelope, who thought it would be sublime. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes is the item that was chosen.

A Weary Antelope always carried a condom that they sometimes hug. It might have been a new thought, to my children, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have imagined, a condom being the thing selected.