Her Grumpy Antelope

Her Grumpy Antelope always had with them a block of cheese that they would eat. It was considered to be a curious suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Antelope, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a block of cheese would be the item that was chosen.

Her Grumpy Antelope often carried a cheese grater that they would often throw. It might be a funny thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that this idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater was the item that was chosen.

Her Grumpy Antelope always carried a pint of cider that they would smash. One might say this is a fairly different undertaking, to most, but not to the Antelope, who considered that this idea is epic. A pint of cider was the thing that was opted for.

Her Grumpy Antelope wanted a custard pie to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Antelope, who feels that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie is the thing to choose.

Her Grumpy Antelope searched for a bat that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a bizarre suggestion, to my children, but not to the Antelope, who feels that this idea is miraculous. A bat is the item that was chosen.

Her Grumpy Antelope always kept a sponge that they liked to demolish. One might find this to be a fairly strange thing to do, to some, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have thought, a sponge is the item to select.