The Brainy Antelope

The Brainy Antelope always carried a porno magazine that they would often put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly unusual idea, to many, but not to the Antelope, who expected that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a porno magazine was the thing that was opted for.

The Brainy Antelope looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to rub on his belly. It is considered to be a fairly unusual idea, to me, but not to the Antelope, who felt that the idea was simply life. A can of Dr Pepper is the thing to opt for.

The Brainy Antelope desired a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes share. This seems to be an extraordinary activity, to you, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes was the chosen thing.

The Brainy Antelope needed a cheese grater that they would share. This is certainly an exciting exercise, to me, but not to the Antelope, who feels it was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater was the thing that was chosen.

The Brainy Antelope owned a sword that they would occasionally sit and look at. It is a fairly astonishing activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a sword was the thing that was chosen.

The Brainy Antelope looked for a computer that they sometimes smash. This seems an original operation, to my children, but not to the Antelope, who thought that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a computer being the thing selected.