A Dodgy Antelope

A Dodgy Antelope owned a wig that they sometimes demolish. This seems to be a fairly odd action, to some, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig being the chosen item.

A Dodgy Antelope desperately searched for a teapot that they would sometimes throw. It was considered to be an extraordinary thing to do, to me, but not to the Antelope, who expected that this idea was wonderful. A teapot being the chosen thing.

A Dodgy Antelope desperately desired a pint of cider that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be an extraordinary exercise, to me, but not to the Antelope, who expected that it was in fact, stunning. Honestly, a pint of cider having that done to it

A Dodgy Antelope had a dildo to try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a peculiar activity, to you, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo is the thing that was chosen.

A Dodgy Antelope craved for a spade that they liked to demolish. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade was the item that was selected.

A Dodgy Antelope craved for a can of coke that they would often hug. It should be a surprising thing to do, to most, but not to the Antelope, who feels that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a can of coke would be the thing that was chosen.